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Cocktrough

A woman with a particularly sloppy Vagina
from Garzo the Tart in The Backend of me Bollix
"Jaysus lads, the cocktrough on that thing was like ploughing a field with a pencil."

Chancer

An individual who pushes their luck
"I saw him get away with it, too; the fucking chancer. He was smiling like a cat with a cream-flavoured arsehole."

Slice

Fanny
from Gooders in Waterford
"Lend you a tenner, ye gamblin' bitch? I will in me slice"

Chubbed Up

The act of having an erection
from Derek in Tralee
"I don't know about you, but after seeing Megan Fox in Transformers I was seriously chubbed up."

Guillermo

One who is skilled with women (related to the amount of Gee one can get)
"Having rode those two corkers last night, I think it's fair to say I'm a complete Guillermo, and you're all bent."

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Acting the Maggot

Not Behaving in a Serious Manner
from Stepo in Kildare
"Lads, I'll break your faces if ye don't stop acting the cunting maggots, you little fuckin' arsehole cunts."

Air Biscuit

A Fart
"I just floated a serious air biscuit there, gents. Run while you still fucking can."

Arse

Bum
"Christ, lads. I've an arse on me like the back of Batman's car after that Guinness last night."

Arsing Around

The Act of Being Lazy
from Sweep in Israel
"See that lazy little fuckstick up there? If he doesn't stop arsing around with those fucking slates I'll climb up there and fuck him off the roof myself."

Ass juice

Diarrhoea
from Eamon in New Ross
"The symptoms? Well my sphincter is twitching like a fucking jumping bean and I've got ass juice running down my leg."

Aul Wan

Mother
from Martin in Dublin
"Jesus fuck, will you ask yer aul wan to button up her fucking dressing gown? I'm trying to fucking eat here, you fucking silly little squirrel faced cunt."

Back doors kicked in

The act of anally raping a man
from Bmctyrone in Teesside
"The three of 'em came in the showers, officer. All oiled up like. They kicked me fuckin' back doors in."

Bag o' Swhag

Very Good
from Jonny H in Armagh
"That blow job was a bag o' swhag, love. Now clean the floor there, will ye?"

Ballsch

Rubbish . Crap.
from Nigel in Longford
"The internet, eh? Load of focking ballsch."

Banjaxed

A (Generally Irreversable) State of Disrepair
"You can't drive everywhere in first gear you wild-eyed bitch! The fucking car is banjaxed!"

Barse

The part of a man's body between his balls and arse
from Paul in Co. Down
"She had a face like my dead uncle's barse."

Beak

Food
"Fuck me, lads. Any beak? I'm about to gnaw my own fucking leg off here."

Benjy

An unpleasant odour
from Niall in Naas
"Some bang of benjy off your sister, Henry. Any danger of having a word with the smelly bitch?"

Bet

Alarmingly unattractive (as in 'bet with the ugly stick')
from Derek in Co. Waterford
"Bet? Lads, I'm not exaggerating when I say she has a head like a melted wheelie bin. I almost got sick."

Bettys

Women
"Did you see the bettys on Grafton Street earlier? Fuck me; they were coming down two by fucking two."

Boat

Face (rhyming slang from 'boat race')
from shodda in d6
"Why? Because you've a boat on you like a fuckin' bag of dead rats."

Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch

A woman with aesthetically pleasing physical proportions and a disproportionately unattractive face.
from Shane in Galway
"That Glenda Gilson has a body off Baywatch, and a fucking face off Crimewatch! The dirty rat bastard bitch."

Bogger

Person from the Countryside
from Susan in Waterford
"The thick cunt dragged an acre of shit into the shop with him, that's fucking boggers for you."

Bombay Shitehawk

General colourful insult
from Joe in Eyeorland
"Get up the yard, ya bombay shitehawk!"

Boxed off

Sorted . Arranged satisfactorily.
from Paud in Waterford
"After the shit, shave and shower I felt totally boxed off."

Cacks

Underwear
from Garzo The Tart in The Backend of Me Bollix
"Oh ballbags. I've just passed a motion into me cacks. Please take me to Dunnes post haste so that I can procure a new pair."

Chancer

An individual who pushes their luck
"I saw him get away with it, too; the fucking chancer. He was smiling like a cat with a cream-flavoured arsehole."

Chubbed Up

The act of having an erection
from Derek in Tralee
"I don't know about you, but after seeing Megan Fox in Transformers I was seriously chubbed up."

Cla

Brilliant
from Amo in Newry, Co Down
"Did ye see that film on the telly last night? Twas feckin' cla wa'nt it?"

Clackers

Testicles
from Nick in Co. Derry
"Don't panic now, love, but one of me clackers has gone right up inside me after your rather vigorous hand action. You wouldn't give the fucking ambulance a call there? I'm in quite a lot of pain."

Clatter

A Punch
from Edel, Bernie and Thomas in Lille
"I will give ye a clatter in the jaw and a mug of warm badger's milk if ye don't cop on to yourself."

Cocktrough

A woman with a particularly sloppy Vagina
from Garzo the Tart in The Backend of me Bollix
"Jaysus lads, the cocktrough on that thing was like ploughing a field with a pencil."

Cosbies

Small, sherical fecal matter
from Peter in Co. Louth
"Don't go in there for ten minutes lads. The cosbies were in a car crash"

Craic

Mythical (generally alcohol related) Irish phenomenon
"Paddy's day in The George, yeah. The craic was fucking ninety. This big hairy fella ended up tossing my salad in the jacks. Lovely it was."

Creamed out of it

The act of being seriously injured, particularly when partaking in a sporting event
from Shoobus in Teddy's anus
"We used to pass the ball out to Stormin' Norman the whole time. Poor cunt always got creamed out of it"

Cute Hoor

Someone who quietly has one up on everyone
from Tom in Irish Slang
"He's some cute hoor alright, didn't buy a pint all night and went home seein' triple."

Father
"Stop fuckin' with that lightbulb, da."

Delph

Large Teeth
from allan farrell in dublin
"Some set of delph on that one there. She could eat an apple through a fucking letterbox."

Dingleberries

Small balls of fecal matter that on anal hair.
from Andy in Montreal, Canada
"Put your trousers back on, Matthew. Your trunks are leapin' wi' dingleberries!"

Dirtball

Unpleasant character . Scumbag.
from Shoe
"That fella over there in Dr. Quirky's Fun Time Emporium is some fucking dirtball"

Dose

Something which is difficult to endure
from Paud in Wateford
"Having my entire family die in the same week was a fucking dose."

Double Bagger

A physically toned woman with disproportionately unattractive facial features (a bag for their head and one for yours, just in case)
from Edwina
"Jesus, you pulled some fucking double bagger last night, she had a face on her that'd drive rats from a barn"

Eejit

Someone of reduced intellectual capacity (also 'Gobshite')
"You're an awful fuckin' eeijet da."

Fair Play

Commendable behaviour
"Did you see him box Tubridy's fucking jaw for him? Fair play."

Fanny Fart

A Queef
from Dylan in The Park, Cabinteeley
"I was about to perform oral sex on my wife when the vile harpy left off a rather mistimed fanny fart. Needless to say her giblets remained uneaten."

Fannyballs

A transexual
from weghs in irish slang
"That one off Tellybingo is some fuckin' fannyballs."

Fartstrings

An indication of impending flatulence
from Paddy G in Dublin
"All that beer from last night is really tugging on the old fartstrings, lads. Just so you know."

Feak

The act of sexual intercourse
from Victoria in galway
"I'd feak the box off her"

Feck

F*ck
"Feck"

Flaming

Intoxicated
from irish slang in dictionary
"God, I was flaming last night. I'm sick as a little hospital today."

Flange

Vagina (also 'Minge', 'Gee')
from Larry Garry in Your Rectum
"Oooooh keep goin' Jeremy, that's proper nice. Ye make me flange tingle!"

Flatten me

Engage me in sexual intercourse
from dave in Castleknock
"Sheamus, you little fuck, when you've finished fucking around with the VCR, take me out to the pier and fucking flatten me."

Fleecing

The Act of Stealing
"Nah, they fired me for sleeping on the job. I fleeced two iPod on the way out though, so happy days."

Flute

Penis
"Good jaysus, has anyone got the number of an Ambulance, lads? That one with the braces has done a serious number on my flute."

Fuck Face

A person who behaves in an unfavorable manner
from Debbie in Carlow
"Get your fucking hand out of my fucking Hula Hoops, fuck face."

Fuckhole

A person of low social standing
from bop in me fathers flute
"Goodnight fuckholes"

Fuck's Sake

Expression of Frustration
from Dave da Rave in Somewhere
"Hold on, love, for fuck's sake. I'm almost at the vinegar strokes."

Fun bags

Large breasts
from Lola H in north dublin
"Jesus, the fun bags on her. She could breastfeed a feckin' creche."

Gaff

Abode
from Adam in The Stones
"I'm actually going to knock the cunt's gaff down with a fucking hammer."

Gee

Vagina
from Sinead in Dublin
"She's down in the Gaiety I think it is. Watchin' the gee monologues or some fucking rubbish"

Geebag

Unpopular female (rhymes with 'teabag')
"...and his mother? Talk about a fucking geebag."

Geef

Style of dress, Appearance
from Killer in London
"The focking geef of that Ryan Tubridy prick, with his stupid focking head."

Giblets

Female genitals
from Damo in Co. Limerick
"Just pulled a cracker lads, going back home now to ate the giblets off her."

Gobshite

Exclamation of disapproval at anyone or anything
from Kev in Eire
"Get outta the way you fecking gobshite!!"

Growler

A grubby and generally unkempt vaginal area
from Steve in out fareign
"I was about to ride the face off her when I saw her big dirty growler and puked me ring."

Guillermo

One who is skilled with women (related to the amount of Gee one can get)
"Having rode those two corkers last night, I think it's fair to say I'm a complete Guillermo, and you're all bent."

Gurrier

An undesirable youth
"Lifestyle Sports: Clothing gurriers since 1984"

Gyppo

A dirty itinerent
from loren greenpeace in battle star gattoxcake.
"Smell of burnt sticks off that thieving gyppo fuck what just stole your dog."

High Falutin

Having Delusions of Grandeur
from Dermot in Dublin
"Pat Kenny is some high falutin prick, with his complete lack of personality and the hair on him."

Hole

Bum
"That Guinness is after cuttin' the hole off me."

Hoop

Anus
"That curry last night is after nearly blowing the hoop off me"

Horned up

The Act of Being Aroused
from Sweep
"I'm horned up with the new fella, the massive flute on him."

Horse it in

To be sexually ravaged
from Kootie Kat in Dublin/Buenos Aires
"Quit the fancy stuff there, Don Juan and just fuckin' horse it into me!"

How Bad

Good, deadly.
from Taybag in Waterford
"All these presents are for me? How fucking bad."

Jacks

Toilet
"Jaysus, I just destroyed the jacks. There's porcelain everywhere."

Jap's Eye

Male urethral opening
from Job in Waterford
"Back in '82 he was just a twinkle in his father's Jap's Eye"

Jaysus

An expression of disbelief or despair
from irish slang in yo momma
"Jaysus! I wouldn't touch her if I had a truck full of mickeys"

Jo'er

Taxi
from Bernard in Wicklow
"Her knickers are already in her handbag you fucking cunts! Just gimme some cash for the Jo'er!"

Johnny

Male prophylactic
"Shhh, lads - she's gagging for it - does anyone have a johnny?"

Knacker

Member of the travelling community . People who shop in Lifestyle Sports.
"Thieving, thieving fuckin' actual dirtball knackers."

Knobjockey

Homosexual
"He didn't get anywhere with her, the fuckin' knobjockey."

Knobrot

A sexually transmitted infection
"Jesus sufferin' fuck, that one the other night has left with me a serious dose of knobrot. Look at the colour of it!"

Knock the hole off

To have intercourse with
from Dermot in Dublin
"If your sister keeps walking around in those gold hot pants I'll have to knock the hole off her, Lawrence. I can't fucking concentrate."

Lack

Girlfriend
from Ingo in Waterford
"Christ, your man's lack is some weapon."

Lad

Penis
from Eoin in Co. Cork
"I'm after gluing my lad to my fuckin' leg again ma. Call an ambulance."

Lamp it in

Make love to me at your next convenience
from Bobby Kennatoni in Palermo
"Ah jaysus, me pissflaps are burnin' with desire loike, quit pricking around and lamp it into me boss!"

Langer

Male genitals . Colourful insult.
from Owen in Co. Cork
"I moved her knickers to the side last night and now I've only got half of a fucking langer."

Lash

Someone with whom you would like to engage in sexual intercourse
from Niamh in Dublin
"There's some load of lashes on Grafton Street lads, fuck me."

Loosebit

A woman
"My knob's on the way out lads. If I don't get a loosebit tonight it could well be curtains."

Mother
from Matt in Derry
"I'm unattractive am I? Yeah? Well your ma is a dickhead."

Mad Ouva

To be out of one's head (Mad out of it)
from charles in dublin town
"Continually inhaling bronson into my nostrils the other night resulted in me being mad ouva."

Minesweeping

The act of purloining drinks at a social gathering (e.g. ''that's mine, that's mine, that's mine'')
from Linda in Rathmines
"Was caught minesweeping by a rather burly gentleman last night. He boxed me on my fucking nose."

Minge

A lady's part
from Conor in Dublin
"I tried to get down on her, but couldn't get past her minge. 'Wwas like gettin' stuck in a hedge."

Mingin'

Displeasing to the eye
"If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall; she's absolutely mingin'."

Molly

A Girl
"I hear you've got a new molly, yeah? I also heard she's got a face like a photo of a cat's hole. Have some fucking dignity, will ye?"

Mongo Sap

An individual with mental deficiencies
from Rob and Dean in Cabinteely
"Get out of me ma's knicker drawer ye fuckin' mongo sap!"

Mucksavage

Someone from outside Dublin (also 'Mucker', 'Cluchie', 'Bogwarrior')
from Lorraine in Dublin
"God, the mucksavages on You're a Star. What a fucking embarrassment. An actual national fucking embarrassment."

Muggins

Oneself
"All drinkin' and havin' a laugh like. Not a care in the world. And who do you think had to clean up after them? That's right; Muggins here."

Nah

No
from Susan in Waterford
"Nah"

Nappy Arwshe

A filthy big bum
from A lady in Lady places
"Jeez, d'ya see the big nappy arwshe on yer one?"

Neddy

a fool
from Sweep
"That fella is a serious neddy, he'd annoy Pat Kenny's hole, the prick."

Not worth a shite

Of no practical value
from Jay in Longford
"Those fucking plumbers that you got in aren't worth a shite. The pricks."

Oats

Sexual intercourse
from Amo in Newry, Co. Down
"Bit of advice, son. Don't ever tell a woman she's a stupid, fat cow with the personality of a fucking toothpick and a face like a bag of spanners. I haven't got my oats off your mother in three fucking weeks. The disagreeable bitch."

On de Ball

Well done
from Fox in Waterford
"Is this my cuppa? Nice one, on de ball yung fla."

On Thee Job

Have sex with someone's wife
from Forty Pound Piss Flaps in Grizzly bear stanky
"Frankie wasn't sick today, Chip. He was at home on thee job."

One

Woman (also 'Wan')
"As I live and breathe! Did you see the focking orse on that one over there?"

Padjo

Member of the Travelling Community
from Amo in Newry Co Down
"You and your fucking stinking family can fuck off away from my roof slates, ya fuckin' padjo!"

Pie Retention

The act of gaining weight
"Water retention is it, love? More like fucking pie retention."

Pikey

A Member of the Travelling Community
from Nat in Dublin
"Get a job, ye fuckin' pikey!"

Pipe

Penis
from rob and conor in enniskerry
"Yer one's after suckin' the pipe off me in an aisle in fucking Xtravision, the little harpy."

Piss Artist

Alcoholic
"Your dad's a piss artist, Timmy. A piss artist, and a useless prick."

Pissflaps

The outer lips of the vulva or the vagina
from Steve in Co. Longford
"I was ridin' the bird last night and her pissflaps nearly tore the flute off me. It's fucking killing me."

Plastered

Inebriated (also 'Gee-eyed', 'Polluted', 'Rotton', 'Hammered', 'Pissed', 'Shitfaced')
"I was plastered for fuck's sake. I'll buy you a new one."

Plums

Testicles
from Peter in Co. Louth
"May your plums turn square and fester at each corner, ye cunt."

Pony

Displeasing
from Adam in The Stones
"Were you in that gaff last night? Twas feckin' pony... "

Poof Juice

Alcoholic beverages consumed by a gentleman that are not Guinness or beer based. (e.g Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff Ice, Budweiser)
from Conor in Vocabulary land
"He's really lashing into the poof juice there. What a fucking embarassment."

Pooh Bay

Anus
from The Nal in Dublin
"She was a feisty one right enough. Let me drop anchor in Pooh Bay, the whole lot."

Rasher

Vagina
from Mars Bar in Dublin
"I gave it to her up the rasher last night, lads. Balls an' all."

Ratbark

Fart
from Garzo the Tart in The backend of me bollix
"Fuck me lads, I just did a ratbark that would drive a funeral up an alleyway"

Rattle

To have sexual intercourse
from Mars bar in Dublin
"I'd rattle her kidneys with me budgin' if I wasn't so gee-eyed."

Relax The Cacks

Calm down
from Johnny B in Dublin 9, Ireland
"Relax the cacks, amigo. A bit of Sudocreme and that rash'll clear up in no time."

Ride

To engage in Sexual Intercourse (also 'Shag')
"Do I love ya? Sure amen't I riding ya?"

Ring

Anus
from The Drummer in Kildare
"But it's me borthdey, love. Can I not have a go on your ring?"

Ringpiece

Anus . The greatest word in the English language.
from Johnny in Navan Road
"To err is human. To use the word ringpiece, divine."

Ronnie

Thin, wispy moustache cultivated by scumbags
from Poppa Joe in Dublin
"He was about 6 foot tall, with a ronnie that looked like someone shat on his fucking lip."

Root

The act of particularly jarring doggystyle sex
from Jason in Waterford
"Sorry lads, but I'd root the hole off that Carol Vorderman, there I've said it."

Rosspot

Good Looking Young Lady
from Dave Fields in North Dublin
"That chick is a fuckin' rosspot, I'd knock the arse off her!"

Sally

A young lady of loose moral character (from Mustang Sally, because 'all she wants to do is ride')
from Sionnach in La Gar
"I left that sally from earlier with a face like a painter's radio."

Savage

An expression of satisfaction
from The Drummer in Kildare
"That tune you just played on the harpsichord was savage, Phillip. Now fuck off out of it, ya fucking bufty."

Scaldy

Tea
from Gerro in Ahascragh (West of Ireland)
"Any chance of a cup of scaldy there young lad?"

Scaldy Ring

Burning Sensation around anus
from Gemma in Dublin
"Stick some fucking toilet paper in the fridge, Paula. I've a terrible dose of scaldy ring."

Scenario

Beautiful women
from Mullo
"Come down for a pint, sure; there's feckin' scenario everywhere!"

Schnozzlewoppers

Cash
from Mullo
"I need to go down to B&Q and get a fucking new tap for the missus. Have you the lend of a few schnozzlewoppers?"

Scoops

Pints (generally of stout)
from Smashface in Monty Carlow
"Where's Byrne? It's his twist for the scoops, the tight fecker!"

Screed

a very small amount
from peewee in a dictionary
"There wasn't even a screed of gee in the whole place. Lads were almost getting off with each other, sure."

Scundered

Embarrassed
from Andy in Montreal, Canada
"I shit me pants and was scundered for a hundred."

Scunders

Male briefs or boxers
from Dave and Johnny in Castleknock
"Fuck me lads, the missus got me these fancy new scunders and they're tearin' the bollix off me."

Scuttle

To have sexual relations with a lady
from James in Co. Antrim
"You must have given that one from the chipper an awful scuttling last night. She's walking like John fucking Wayne over there."

Shit the Bed

Expression of surprise or disbelief
from Rory in Dublin
"Shit the bed, that goddess I brought home last night has been kidnapped and replaced with a fuckin' swamp donkey."

Shite

Fecal Matter
"Will you don't be listening to that fella. He's full of shite."

Shitehawk

Anyone unpleasant or untrustworthy
from Shane K in Ballymore, Westmeath
"Spar and Centra? Don't trust them shower of robbin' shitehawk bastards."

Shlunk

To leave a social engagement without telling anyone (often due to inebriation)
from Jabe
"He was up at the bar one minute and gone the next. Must have shlunked."

Simon's Trousers

A Bulbous Posterior . Big Nappy Arse.
from Fred in Tullow
"Jesus that Roisin Ingle one off the Irish Times has an awful pair of Simon's trousers on her."

Skagdick

Masturbating the morning after over a women you saw the night before
from Andy M in Portmarnock
"Jesus, did ya see that Glenda Gilson one on the telly last night? I pulled the skagdick off meself."

Skanger

A person whom should not be engaged in conversation. (also 'Knacker', 'Scobie wan', 'Scobe', 'Tinker', 'Scumbag', 'Shambo')
from Aido in Ballymun
"Jaysus, will ya look at the two skangers on that horse. Fuckin' scumbags."

Skimbock

During intercourse when your foreskin goes too far back
from Gerro in Ahascragh (West of Ireland)
"Did ya get the bock last night? Damn right, skimbock all the way."

Skimming

The act of courting the facially challenged at the end of a drunken night
from Smash-face in Carlow
"Easy with the skimming lads, trolls like those could give you a terrible dose of knob rot."

Skint

Suffering from financial difficulties
"Jesus, I'm skint after those fuckin' hookers last night"

Sky Pilot

General colourful insult
from Karl in Dublin
"On your bike, ya fuckin' sky pilot!"

Slapper

An easy lay
from Alistair in Co. Down
"I'm sorry to tell ya lads, but I've a pair of balls on me like two cunting coconuts. It's slappers all the way tonight."

Slice

Fanny
from Gooders in Waterford
"Lend you a tenner, ye gamblin' bitch? I will in me slice"

Smarties

Birth Control Pills
from Sam in Co. Donegal
"Yeah, he's one today. Silly cow wasn't on the Smarties."

Smee

It's me
from Erin in not too far away
"Jaysus, smee ya fuckin' steamboat!"

Snots

Cash
"Six snots to rent a DVD is it, you thieving bastards? Yeah? Well I'll go download it so. See ya in the funny pages, dickheads!"

Spare arse

A female of loose moral fibre
from Collie in Vancouver
"Well holy God, lads. There's spare arse as far as the eye can see."

Spide

Teenager from a lower socio-economic background (e.g. Limerick)
from meatsy in belfast
"Get away from my fucking iPod ya shiney little thieving spide cunt"

Stall the Ball

Wait a Moment (see also 'Hold on, for fuck's sake.')
from Baz in Waterford
"Stall the ball lads. It looks like yer one's gonna box herself off with that hurley."

Steamboats

Seriously Enibriated
from Andy in Montreal, Canada
"Look at yer man. He's fuckin steamboats!"

Steep

Over Priced
from Ingo in Waterford
"Jaysus, that Barbara Streisand concert was steep as bunkers, beh. And bent as a fucking U-nail."

Streak Of Piss

A tall, skinny person
from J in Bray
"That Ryan Tubridy is some big eared personality vacuum of an interrupting streak of piss."

Swiss, the

Hole (from 'Swiss Roll')
from The Nal in irish slang
"The fucking sound out of it was some pain in the swiss, though. Noisier than a skeleton wanking on a fucking tin roof."

That's the Shot

Expression of Satisfaction
from Decco in Waterford
"A suspended sentence? That's the shot your honour."

Thicko

Someone who is both intellectually challenged and lazy
from Carabumble in North Dublin
"He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician. The fuckin' thicko."

Throw it in

To have sexual intercourse
from Jason in Waterford
"She's missing an eye? Fuck it, bring her over and I'll throw it into her"

Titmickey

Secretly touching girls with your penis at social gatherings
from Alex in Dublin
"This one caught me playing titmickey last night. Dirty cow ended up licking my balls beside a fucking radiator."

Tobler

Being by oneself (from Toblerone)
from tay in the convent
"When Neil Armstrong stepped onto the moon he finally felt as if he was completely on his tobler, then Buzz Aldrin hopped out and fucking wrecked the buzz."

Tool

A foolish or stupid person
from DOC in Lucan
"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."

Townie

A city dweller
from Susan in Waterford
"These fucking townies coming out here with their mountain bikes and their fucking picnics can lick my balls."

Tramp

Promiscuous young lady (also 'Trollop', 'Floozie', 'Goer', 'Slapper')
"That Jodie Marsh is some tramp, if you kicked her in the hole a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her fanny."

Uppity

Disagreeable
"Relax the cacks, ya uppity prick. I'll put it back together after lunch."

Vinegar Strokes

The last few thrusts before a man ejaculates
"Keep it up, love! Keep it up! I'm at the fucking vinegar strokes!"

Wagon

A disagreeable member of the fairer sex (e.g. Roisin Ingle from the Irish Times)
from Dave da Rave in Somewhere
"Leave 'em on ya fuckin' wagon!"

Weapon

Disagreeable Women
from irish phrases in your gee
"Will you stop going on about the wedding, ya bleedin' weapon? Ray fucking Mears is on Top Gear!"

Wee Sacs

An Individual of Low Social Standing
from Sean Gaughan in Glasgow
"Awrite wee sacs, make the tea, will ye?"

Willy Wonka

Condition Resulting from Overuse of One's Penis
from Darragh in Louth
"I appear to have a rather serious case of Willy Wonka after that one last night"

Windy

Weak Looking and Possibly Gay
"Shut up, ye windy fuck."

Wopper

Of Excellent Quality
from Damo in Dublin nth
"As I live an breathe, that girl had some wopper box."

Wreck

Person of reduced aesthetic appearance
from Susan in Waterford
"She's a wreck alright. Got a face on her like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle"

Wrote Off

Very Enebriated
from Lisa in Derry
"I'm so getting wrote off the map tonight lads, it's not even funny."

Young wan

A Young Lady
from Andrew in Wicklow
"Jaysus, that young wan has an arse like two ferrets fighting in a bag."