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Chancer
An individual who pushes their luck
"I saw him get away with it, too; the f*cking chancer. He was smiling like a cat with a cream-flavoured arsehole."
"I saw him get away with it, too; the f*cking chancer. He was smiling like a cat with a cream-flavoured arsehole."
Slice
Fanny
from Gooders in Waterford
"Lend you a tenner, ye gamblin' b*tch? I will in me slice"
from Gooders in Waterford
"Lend you a tenner, ye gamblin' b*tch? I will in me slice"
Chubbed Up
The act of having an erection
from Derek in Tralee
"I don't know about you, but after seeing Megan Fox in Transformers I was seriously chubbed up."
from Derek in Tralee
"I don't know about you, but after seeing Megan Fox in Transformers I was seriously chubbed up."
Guillermo
One who is skilled with women (related to the amount of Gee one can get)
"Having rode those two corkers last night, I think it's fair to say I'm a complete Guillermo, and you're all bent."
"Having rode those two corkers last night, I think it's fair to say I'm a complete Guillermo, and you're all bent."
Titmickey
Secretly touching girls with your penis at social gatherings
from Alex in Dublin
"This one caught me playing titmickey last night. Dirty cow ended up licking my balls beside a f*cking radiator."
from Alex in Dublin
"This one caught me playing titmickey last night. Dirty cow ended up licking my balls beside a f*cking radiator."
The Whole Shebang
Acting the Maggot
Not Behaving in a Serious Manner
from Stepo in Kildare
"Lads, I'll break your faces if ye don't stop acting the c*nting maggots, you little f*ckin' arsehole c*nts."
from Stepo in Kildare
"Lads, I'll break your faces if ye don't stop acting the c*nting maggots, you little f*ckin' arsehole c*nts."
Air Biscuit
A Fart
"I just floated a serious air biscuit there, gents. Run while you still f*cking can."
"I just floated a serious air biscuit there, gents. Run while you still f*cking can."
Arse
Bum
"Christ, lads. I've an arse on me like the back of Batman's car after that Guinness last night."
"Christ, lads. I've an arse on me like the back of Batman's car after that Guinness last night."
Arsing Around
The Act of Being Lazy
from Sweep in Israel
"See that lazy little f*ckstick up there? If he doesn't stop arsing around with those f*cking slates I'll climb up there and f*ck him off the roof myself."
from Sweep in Israel
"See that lazy little f*ckstick up there? If he doesn't stop arsing around with those f*cking slates I'll climb up there and f*ck him off the roof myself."
Ass juice
Diarrhoea
from Eamon in New Ross
"The symptoms? Well my sphincter is twitching like a f*cking jumping bean and I've got ass juice running down my leg."
from Eamon in New Ross
"The symptoms? Well my sphincter is twitching like a f*cking jumping bean and I've got ass juice running down my leg."
Aul Wan
Mother
from Martin in Dublin
"Jesus f*ck, will you ask yer aul wan to button up her f*cking dressing gown? I'm trying to f*cking eat here, you f*cking silly little squirrel faced c*nt."
from Martin in Dublin
"Jesus f*ck, will you ask yer aul wan to button up her f*cking dressing gown? I'm trying to f*cking eat here, you f*cking silly little squirrel faced c*nt."
Back doors kicked in
The act of anally raping a man
from Bmctyrone in Teesside
"The three of 'em came in the showers, officer. All oiled up like. They kicked me f*ckin' back doors in."
from Bmctyrone in Teesside
"The three of 'em came in the showers, officer. All oiled up like. They kicked me f*ckin' back doors in."
Bag o' Swhag
Very Good
from Jonny H in Armagh
"That blow job was a bag o' swhag, love. Now clean the floor there, will ye?"
from Jonny H in Armagh
"That blow job was a bag o' swhag, love. Now clean the floor there, will ye?"
Ballsch
Rubbish. Crap.
from Nigel in Longford
"The internet, eh? Load of focking ballsch."
from Nigel in Longford
"The internet, eh? Load of focking ballsch."
Banjaxed
A (Generally Irreversable) State of Disrepair
"You can't drive everywhere in first gear you wild-eyed b*tch! The f*cking car is banjaxed!"
"You can't drive everywhere in first gear you wild-eyed b*tch! The f*cking car is banjaxed!"
Barse
The part of a man's body between his balls and arse
from Paul in Co. Down
"She had a face like my dead uncle's barse."
from Paul in Co. Down
"She had a face like my dead uncle's barse."
Beak
Food
"F*ck me, lads. Any beak? I'm about to gnaw my own f*cking leg off here."
"F*ck me, lads. Any beak? I'm about to gnaw my own f*cking leg off here."
Benjy
An unpleasant odour
from Niall in Naas
"Some bang of benjy off your sister, Henry. Any danger of having a word with the smelly b*tch?"
from Niall in Naas
"Some bang of benjy off your sister, Henry. Any danger of having a word with the smelly b*tch?"
Bet
Alarmingly unattractive (as in 'bet with the ugly stick')
from Derek in Co. Waterford
"Bet? Lads, I'm not exaggerating when I say she has a head like a melted wheelie bin. I almost got sick."
from Derek in Co. Waterford
"Bet? Lads, I'm not exaggerating when I say she has a head like a melted wheelie bin. I almost got sick."
Bettys
Women
"Did you see the bettys on Grafton Street earlier? F*ck me; they were coming down two by f*cking two."
"Did you see the bettys on Grafton Street earlier? F*ck me; they were coming down two by f*cking two."
Boat
Face (rhyming slang from 'boat race')
from shodda in d6
"Why? Because you've a boat on you like a f*ckin' bag of dead rats."
from shodda in d6
"Why? Because you've a boat on you like a f*ckin' bag of dead rats."
Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch
A woman with aesthetically pleasing physical proportions and a disproportionately unattractive face.
from Shane in Galway
"That Glenda Gilson has a body off Baywatch, and a f*cking face off Crimewatch! The dirty rat b*stard b*tch."
from Shane in Galway
"That Glenda Gilson has a body off Baywatch, and a f*cking face off Crimewatch! The dirty rat b*stard b*tch."
Bogger
Person from the Countryside
from Susan in Waterford
"The thick c*nt dragged an acre of sh*t into the shop with him, that's f*cking boggers for you."
from Susan in Waterford
"The thick c*nt dragged an acre of sh*t into the shop with him, that's f*cking boggers for you."
Bombay Sh*tehawk
General colourful insult
from Joe in Eyeorland
"Get up the yard, ya bombay sh*tehawk!"
from Joe in Eyeorland
"Get up the yard, ya bombay sh*tehawk!"
Boxed off
Sorted. Arranged satisfactorily.
from Paud in Waterford
"After the sh*t, shave and shower I felt totally boxed off."
from Paud in Waterford
"After the sh*t, shave and shower I felt totally boxed off."
Cacks
Underwear
from Garzo The Tart in The Backend of Me Bollix
"Oh ballbags. I've just passed a motion into me cacks. Please take me to Dunnes post haste so that I can procure a new pair."
from Garzo The Tart in The Backend of Me Bollix
"Oh ballbags. I've just passed a motion into me cacks. Please take me to Dunnes post haste so that I can procure a new pair."
Chancer
An individual who pushes their luck
"I saw him get away with it, too; the f*cking chancer. He was smiling like a cat with a cream-flavoured arsehole."
"I saw him get away with it, too; the f*cking chancer. He was smiling like a cat with a cream-flavoured arsehole."
Chubbed Up
The act of having an erection
from Derek in Tralee
"I don't know about you, but after seeing Megan Fox in Transformers I was seriously chubbed up."
from Derek in Tralee
"I don't know about you, but after seeing Megan Fox in Transformers I was seriously chubbed up."
Cla
Brilliant
from Amo in Newry, Co Down
"Did ye see that film on the telly last night? Twas feckin' cla wa'nt it?"
from Amo in Newry, Co Down
"Did ye see that film on the telly last night? Twas feckin' cla wa'nt it?"
Clackers
Testicles
from Nick in Co. Derry
"Don't panic now, love, but one of me clackers has gone right up inside me after your rather vigorous hand action. You wouldn't give the f*cking ambulance a call there? I'm in quite a lot of pain."
from Nick in Co. Derry
"Don't panic now, love, but one of me clackers has gone right up inside me after your rather vigorous hand action. You wouldn't give the f*cking ambulance a call there? I'm in quite a lot of pain."
Clatter
A Punch
from Edel, Bernie and Thomas in Lille
"I will give ye a clatter in the jaw and a mug of warm badger's milk if ye don't cop on to yourself."
from Edel, Bernie and Thomas in Lille
"I will give ye a clatter in the jaw and a mug of warm badger's milk if ye don't cop on to yourself."
Cosbies
Small, sherical fecal matter
from Peter in Co. Louth
"Don't go in there for ten minutes lads. The cosbies were in a car crash"
from Peter in Co. Louth
"Don't go in there for ten minutes lads. The cosbies were in a car crash"
Craic
Mythical (generally alcohol related) Irish phenomenon
"Paddy's day in The George, yeah. The craic was f*cking ninety. This big hairy fella ended up tossing my salad in the jacks. Lovely it was."
"Paddy's day in The George, yeah. The craic was f*cking ninety. This big hairy fella ended up tossing my salad in the jacks. Lovely it was."
Creamed out of it
The act of being seriously injured, particularly when partaking in a sporting event
from Shoobus in Teddy's anus
"We used to pass the ball out to Stormin' Norman the whole time. Poor c*nt always got creamed out of it"
from Shoobus in Teddy's anus
"We used to pass the ball out to Stormin' Norman the whole time. Poor c*nt always got creamed out of it"
Cute Hoor
Someone who quietly has one up on everyone
from Tom in Irish Slang
"He's some cute hoor alright, didn't buy a pint all night and went home seein' triple."
from Tom in Irish Slang
"He's some cute hoor alright, didn't buy a pint all night and went home seein' triple."
Da
Father
"Stop f*ckin' with that lightbulb, da."
"Stop f*ckin' with that lightbulb, da."
Delph
Large Teeth
from allan farrell in dublin
"Some set of delph on that one there. She could eat an apple through a f*cking letterbox."
from allan farrell in dublin
"Some set of delph on that one there. She could eat an apple through a f*cking letterbox."
Dingleberries
Small balls of fecal matter that on anal hair.
from Andy in Montreal, Canada
"Put your trousers back on, Matthew. Your trunks are leapin' wi' dingleberries!"
from Andy in Montreal, Canada
"Put your trousers back on, Matthew. Your trunks are leapin' wi' dingleberries!"
Dirtball
Unpleasant character. Scumbag.
from Shoe
"That fella over there in Dr. Quirky's Fun Time Emporium is some f*cking dirtball"
from Shoe
"That fella over there in Dr. Quirky's Fun Time Emporium is some f*cking dirtball"
Dose
Something which is difficult to endure
from Paud in Wateford
"Having my entire family die in the same week was a f*cking dose."
from Paud in Wateford
"Having my entire family die in the same week was a f*cking dose."
Double Bagger
A physically toned woman with disproportionately unattractive facial features (a bag for their head and one for yours, just in case)
from Edwina
"Jesus, you pulled some f*cking double bagger last night, she had a face on her that'd drive rats from a barn"
from Edwina
"Jesus, you pulled some f*cking double bagger last night, she had a face on her that'd drive rats from a barn"
Eejit
Someone of reduced intellectual capacity (also 'Gobshite')
"You're an awful f*ckin' eeijet da."
"You're an awful f*ckin' eeijet da."
Fair Play
Commendable behaviour
"Did you see him box Tubridy's f*cking jaw for him? Fair play."
"Did you see him box Tubridy's f*cking jaw for him? Fair play."
Fanny Fart
A Queef
from Dylan in The Park, Cabinteeley
"I was about to perform oral sex on my wife when the vile harpy left off a rather mistimed fanny fart. Needless to say her giblets remained uneaten."
from Dylan in The Park, Cabinteeley
"I was about to perform oral sex on my wife when the vile harpy left off a rather mistimed fanny fart. Needless to say her giblets remained uneaten."
Fannyballs
A transexual
from weghs in irish slang
"That one off Tellybingo is some f*ckin' fannyballs."
from weghs in irish slang
"That one off Tellybingo is some f*ckin' fannyballs."
Fartstrings
An indication of impending flatulence
from Paddy G in Dublin
"All that beer from last night is really tugging on the old fartstrings, lads. Just so you know."
from Paddy G in Dublin
"All that beer from last night is really tugging on the old fartstrings, lads. Just so you know."
Feak
The act of sexual intercourse
from Victoria in galway
"I'd feak the box off her"
from Victoria in galway
"I'd feak the box off her"
Feck
F*ck
"Feck"
"Feck"
Flaming
Intoxicated
from irish slang in dictionary
"God, I was flaming last night. I'm sick as a little hospital today."
from irish slang in dictionary
"God, I was flaming last night. I'm sick as a little hospital today."
Flange
Vagina (also 'Minge', 'Gee')
from Larry Garry in Your Rectum
"Oooooh keep goin' Jeremy, that's proper nice. Ye make me flange tingle!"
from Larry Garry in Your Rectum
"Oooooh keep goin' Jeremy, that's proper nice. Ye make me flange tingle!"
Flatten me
Engage me in sexual intercourse
from dave in Castleknock
"Sheamus, you little f*ck, when you've finished f*cking around with the VCR, take me out to the pier and f*cking flatten me."
from dave in Castleknock
"Sheamus, you little f*ck, when you've finished f*cking around with the VCR, take me out to the pier and f*cking flatten me."
Fleecing
The Act of Stealing
"Nah, they fired me for sleeping on the job. I fleeced two iPod on the way out though, so happy days."
"Nah, they fired me for sleeping on the job. I fleeced two iPod on the way out though, so happy days."
Flute
Penis
"Good jaysus, has anyone got the number of an Ambulance, lads? That one with the braces has done a serious number on my flute."
"Good jaysus, has anyone got the number of an Ambulance, lads? That one with the braces has done a serious number on my flute."
F*ck Face
A person who behaves in an unfavorable manner
from Debbie in Carlow
"Get your f*cking hand out of my f*cking Hula Hoops, f*ck face."
from Debbie in Carlow
"Get your f*cking hand out of my f*cking Hula Hoops, f*ck face."
F*ckhole
A person of low social standing
from bop in me fathers flute
"Goodnight f*ckholes"
from bop in me fathers flute
"Goodnight f*ckholes"
F*ck's Sake
Expression of Frustration
from Dave da Rave in Somewhere
"Hold on, love, for f*ck's sake. I'm almost at the vinegar strokes."
from Dave da Rave in Somewhere
"Hold on, love, for f*ck's sake. I'm almost at the vinegar strokes."
Fun bags
Large breasts
from Lola H in north dublin
"Jesus, the fun bags on her. She could breastfeed a feckin' creche."
from Lola H in north dublin
"Jesus, the fun bags on her. She could breastfeed a feckin' creche."
Gaff
Abode
from Adam in The Stones
"I'm actually going to knock the c*nt's gaff down with a f*cking hammer."
from Adam in The Stones
"I'm actually going to knock the c*nt's gaff down with a f*cking hammer."
Gee
Vagina
from Sinead in Dublin
"She's down in the Gaiety I think it is. Watchin' the gee monologues or some f*cking rubbish"
from Sinead in Dublin
"She's down in the Gaiety I think it is. Watchin' the gee monologues or some f*cking rubbish"
Geebag
Unpopular female (rhymes with 'teabag')
"...and his mother? Talk about a f*cking geebag."
"...and his mother? Talk about a f*cking geebag."
Geef
Style of dress, Appearance
from Killer in London
"The focking geef of that Ryan Tubridy pr*ck, with his stupid focking head."
from Killer in London
"The focking geef of that Ryan Tubridy pr*ck, with his stupid focking head."
Giblets
Female genitals
from Damo in Co. Limerick
"Just pulled a cracker lads, going back home now to ate the giblets off her."
from Damo in Co. Limerick
"Just pulled a cracker lads, going back home now to ate the giblets off her."
Gobsh*te
Exclamation of disapproval at anyone or anything
from Kev in Eire
"Get outta the way you fecking gobsh*te!!"
from Kev in Eire
"Get outta the way you fecking gobsh*te!!"
Growler
A grubby and generally unkempt vaginal area
from Steve in out fareign
"I was about to ride the face off her when I saw her big dirty growler and puked me ring."
from Steve in out fareign
"I was about to ride the face off her when I saw her big dirty growler and puked me ring."
Guillermo
One who is skilled with women (related to the amount of Gee one can get)
"Having rode those two corkers last night, I think it's fair to say I'm a complete Guillermo, and you're all bent."
"Having rode those two corkers last night, I think it's fair to say I'm a complete Guillermo, and you're all bent."
Gurrier
An undesirable youth
"Lifestyle Sports: Clothing gurriers since 1984"
"Lifestyle Sports: Clothing gurriers since 1984"
Gyppo
A dirty itinerent
from loren greenpeace in battle star gattoxcake.
"Smell of burnt sticks off that thieving gyppo f*ck what just stole your dog."
from loren greenpeace in battle star gattoxcake.
"Smell of burnt sticks off that thieving gyppo f*ck what just stole your dog."
High Falutin
Having Delusions of Grandeur
from Dermot in Dublin
"Pat Kenny is some high falutin pr*ck, with his complete lack of personality and the hair on him."
from Dermot in Dublin
"Pat Kenny is some high falutin pr*ck, with his complete lack of personality and the hair on him."
Hole
Bum
"That Guinness is after cuttin' the hole off me."
"That Guinness is after cuttin' the hole off me."
Hoop
Anus
"That curry last night is after nearly blowing the hoop off me"
"That curry last night is after nearly blowing the hoop off me"
Horned up
The Act of Being Aroused
from Sweep
"I'm horned up with the new fella, the massive flute on him."
from Sweep
"I'm horned up with the new fella, the massive flute on him."
Horse it in
To be sexually ravaged
from Kootie Kat in Dublin/Buenos Aires
"Quit the fancy stuff there, Don Juan and just f*ckin' horse it into me!"
from Kootie Kat in Dublin/Buenos Aires
"Quit the fancy stuff there, Don Juan and just f*ckin' horse it into me!"
How Bad
Good, deadly.
from Taybag in Waterford
"All these presents are for me? How f*cking bad."
from Taybag in Waterford
"All these presents are for me? How f*cking bad."
Jacks
Toilet
"Jaysus, I just destroyed the jacks. There's porcelain everywhere."
"Jaysus, I just destroyed the jacks. There's porcelain everywhere."
Jap's Eye
Male urethral opening
from Job in Waterford
"Back in '82 he was just a twinkle in his father's Jap's Eye"
from Job in Waterford
"Back in '82 he was just a twinkle in his father's Jap's Eye"
Jaysus
An expression of disbelief or despair
from irish slang in yo momma
"Jaysus! I wouldn't touch her if I had a truck full of mickeys"
from irish slang in yo momma
"Jaysus! I wouldn't touch her if I had a truck full of mickeys"
Jo'er
Taxi
from Bernard in Wicklow
"Her knickers are already in her handbag you f*cking c*nts! Just gimme some cash for the Jo'er!"
from Bernard in Wicklow
"Her knickers are already in her handbag you f*cking c*nts! Just gimme some cash for the Jo'er!"
Johnny
Male prophylactic
"Shhh, lads - she's gagging for it - does anyone have a johnny?"
"Shhh, lads - she's gagging for it - does anyone have a johnny?"
Knacker
Member of the travelling community. People who shop in Lifestyle Sports.
"Thieving, thieving f*ckin' actual dirtball knackers."
"Thieving, thieving f*ckin' actual dirtball knackers."
Knobjockey
Homosexual
"He didn't get anywhere with her, the f*ckin' knobjockey."
"He didn't get anywhere with her, the f*ckin' knobjockey."
Knobrot
A sexually transmitted infection
"Jesus sufferin' f*ck, that one the other night has left with me a serious dose of knobrot. Look at the colour of it!"
"Jesus sufferin' f*ck, that one the other night has left with me a serious dose of knobrot. Look at the colour of it!"
Knock the hole off
To have intercourse with
from Dermot in Dublin
"If your sister keeps walking around in those gold hot pants I'll have to knock the hole off her, Lawrence. I can't f*cking concentrate."
from Dermot in Dublin
"If your sister keeps walking around in those gold hot pants I'll have to knock the hole off her, Lawrence. I can't f*cking concentrate."
Lack
Girlfriend
from Ingo in Waterford
"Christ, your man's lack is some weapon."
from Ingo in Waterford
"Christ, your man's lack is some weapon."
Lad
Penis
from Eoin in Co. Cork
"I'm after gluing my lad to my f*ckin' leg again ma. Call an ambulance."
from Eoin in Co. Cork
"I'm after gluing my lad to my f*ckin' leg again ma. Call an ambulance."
Lamp it in
Make love to me at your next convenience
from Bobby Kennatoni in Palermo
"Ah jaysus, me pissflaps are burnin' with desire loike, quit pr*cking around and lamp it into me boss!"
from Bobby Kennatoni in Palermo
"Ah jaysus, me pissflaps are burnin' with desire loike, quit pr*cking around and lamp it into me boss!"
Langer
Male genitals. Colourful insult.
from Owen in Co. Cork
"I moved her knickers to the side last night and now I've only got half of a f*cking langer."
from Owen in Co. Cork
"I moved her knickers to the side last night and now I've only got half of a f*cking langer."
Lash
Someone with whom you would like to engage in sexual intercourse
from Niamh in Dublin
"There's some load of lashes on Grafton Street lads, f*ck me."
from Niamh in Dublin
"There's some load of lashes on Grafton Street lads, f*ck me."
Loosebit
A woman
"My knob's on the way out lads. If I don't get a loosebit tonight it could well be curtains."
"My knob's on the way out lads. If I don't get a loosebit tonight it could well be curtains."
Ma
Mother
from Matt in Derry
"I'm unattractive am I? Yeah? Well your ma is a dickhead."
from Matt in Derry
"I'm unattractive am I? Yeah? Well your ma is a dickhead."
Mad Ouva
To be out of one's head (Mad out of it)
from charles in dublin town
"Continually inhaling bronson into my nostrils the other night resulted in me being mad ouva."
from charles in dublin town
"Continually inhaling bronson into my nostrils the other night resulted in me being mad ouva."
Minesweeping
The act of purloining drinks at a social gathering (e.g. ''that's mine, that's mine, that's mine'')
from Linda in Rathmines
"Was caught minesweeping by a rather burly gentleman last night. He boxed me on my f*cking nose."
from Linda in Rathmines
"Was caught minesweeping by a rather burly gentleman last night. He boxed me on my f*cking nose."
Minge
A lady's part
from Conor in Dublin
"I tried to get down on her, but couldn't get past her minge. 'Wwas like gettin' stuck in a hedge."
from Conor in Dublin
"I tried to get down on her, but couldn't get past her minge. 'Wwas like gettin' stuck in a hedge."
Mingin'
Displeasing to the eye
"If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall; she's absolutely mingin'."
"If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall; she's absolutely mingin'."
Molly
A Girl
"I hear you've got a new molly, yeah? I also heard she's got a face like a photo of a cat's hole. Have some f*cking dignity, will ye?"
"I hear you've got a new molly, yeah? I also heard she's got a face like a photo of a cat's hole. Have some f*cking dignity, will ye?"
Mongo Sap
An individual with mental deficiencies
from Rob and Dean in Cabinteely
"Get out of me ma's knicker drawer ye f*ckin' mongo sap!"
from Rob and Dean in Cabinteely
"Get out of me ma's knicker drawer ye f*ckin' mongo sap!"
Mucksavage
Someone from outside Dublin (also 'Mucker', 'Cluchie', 'Bogwarrior')
from Lorraine in Dublin
"God, the mucksavages on You're a Star. What a f*cking embarrassment. An actual national f*cking embarrassment."
from Lorraine in Dublin
"God, the mucksavages on You're a Star. What a f*cking embarrassment. An actual national f*cking embarrassment."
Muggins
Oneself
"All drinkin' and havin' a laugh like. Not a care in the world. And who do you think had to clean up after them? That's right; Muggins here."
"All drinkin' and havin' a laugh like. Not a care in the world. And who do you think had to clean up after them? That's right; Muggins here."
Nah
No
from Susan in Waterford
"Nah"
from Susan in Waterford
"Nah"
Nappy Arwshe
A filthy big bum
from A lady in Lady places
"Jeez, d'ya see the big nappy arwshe on yer one?"
from A lady in Lady places
"Jeez, d'ya see the big nappy arwshe on yer one?"
Neddy
a fool
from Sweep
"That fella is a serious neddy, he'd annoy Pat Kenny's hole, the pr*ck."
from Sweep
"That fella is a serious neddy, he'd annoy Pat Kenny's hole, the pr*ck."
Not worth a sh*te
Of no practical value
from Jay in Longford
"Those f*cking plumbers that you got in aren't worth a sh*te. The pr*cks."
from Jay in Longford
"Those f*cking plumbers that you got in aren't worth a sh*te. The pr*cks."
Oats
Sexual intercourse
from Amo in Newry, Co. Down
"Bit of advice, son. Don't ever tell a woman she's a stupid, fat cow with the personality of a f*cking toothpick and a face like a bag of spanners. I haven't got my oats off your mother in three f*cking weeks. The disagreeable b*tch."
from Amo in Newry, Co. Down
"Bit of advice, son. Don't ever tell a woman she's a stupid, fat cow with the personality of a f*cking toothpick and a face like a bag of spanners. I haven't got my oats off your mother in three f*cking weeks. The disagreeable b*tch."
On de Ball
Well done
from Fox in Waterford
"Is this my cuppa? Nice one, on de ball yung fla."
from Fox in Waterford
"Is this my cuppa? Nice one, on de ball yung fla."
On Thee Job
Have sex with someone's wife
from Forty Pound Piss Flaps in Grizzly bear stanky
"Frankie wasn't sick today, Chip. He was at home on thee job."
from Forty Pound Piss Flaps in Grizzly bear stanky
"Frankie wasn't sick today, Chip. He was at home on thee job."
One
Woman (also 'Wan')
"As I live and breathe! Did you see the focking orse on that one over there?"
"As I live and breathe! Did you see the focking orse on that one over there?"
Padjo
Member of the Travelling Community
from Amo in Newry Co Down
"You and your f*cking stinking family can f*ck off away from my roof slates, ya f*ckin' padjo!"
from Amo in Newry Co Down
"You and your f*cking stinking family can f*ck off away from my roof slates, ya f*ckin' padjo!"
Pie Retention
The act of gaining weight
"Water retention is it, love? More like f*cking pie retention."
"Water retention is it, love? More like f*cking pie retention."
Pikey
A Member of the Travelling Community
from Nat in Dublin
"Get a job, ye f*ckin' pikey!"
from Nat in Dublin
"Get a job, ye f*ckin' pikey!"
Pipe
Penis
from rob and conor in enniskerry
"Yer one's after suckin' the pipe off me in an aisle in f*cking Xtravision, the little harpy."
from rob and conor in enniskerry
"Yer one's after suckin' the pipe off me in an aisle in f*cking Xtravision, the little harpy."
Piss Artist
Alcoholic
"Your dad's a piss artist, Timmy. A piss artist, and a useless pr*ck."
"Your dad's a piss artist, Timmy. A piss artist, and a useless pr*ck."
Pissflaps
The outer lips of the vulva or the vagina
from Steve in Co. Longford
"I was ridin' the bird last night and her pissflaps nearly tore the flute off me. It's f*cking killing me."
from Steve in Co. Longford
"I was ridin' the bird last night and her pissflaps nearly tore the flute off me. It's f*cking killing me."
Plastered
Inebriated (also 'Gee-eyed', 'Polluted', 'Rotton', 'Hammered', 'Pissed', 'Shitfaced')
"I was plastered for f*ck's sake. I'll buy you a new one."
"I was plastered for f*ck's sake. I'll buy you a new one."
Plums
Testicles
from Peter in Co. Louth
"May your plums turn square and fester at each corner, ye c*nt."
from Peter in Co. Louth
"May your plums turn square and fester at each corner, ye c*nt."
Pony
Displeasing
from Adam in The Stones
"Were you in that gaff last night? Twas feckin' pony... "
from Adam in The Stones
"Were you in that gaff last night? Twas feckin' pony... "
Poof Juice
Alcoholic beverages consumed by a gentleman that are not Guinness or beer based. (e.g Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff Ice, Budweiser)
from Conor in Vocabulary land
"He's really lashing into the poof juice there. What a f*cking embarassment."
from Conor in Vocabulary land
"He's really lashing into the poof juice there. What a f*cking embarassment."
Pooh Bay
Anus
from The Nal in Dublin
"She was a feisty one right enough. Let me drop anchor in Pooh Bay, the whole lot."
from The Nal in Dublin
"She was a feisty one right enough. Let me drop anchor in Pooh Bay, the whole lot."
Rasher
Vagina
from Mars Bar in Dublin
"I gave it to her up the rasher last night, lads. Balls an' all."
from Mars Bar in Dublin
"I gave it to her up the rasher last night, lads. Balls an' all."
Ratbark
Fart
from Garzo the Tart in The backend of me bollix
"F*ck me lads, I just did a ratbark that would drive a funeral up an alleyway"
from Garzo the Tart in The backend of me bollix
"F*ck me lads, I just did a ratbark that would drive a funeral up an alleyway"
Rattle
To have sexual intercourse
from Mars bar in Dublin
"I'd rattle her kidneys with me budgin' if I wasn't so gee-eyed."
from Mars bar in Dublin
"I'd rattle her kidneys with me budgin' if I wasn't so gee-eyed."
Relax The Cacks
Calm down
from Johnny B in Dublin 9, Ireland
"Relax the cacks, amigo. A bit of Sudocreme and that rash'll clear up in no time."
from Johnny B in Dublin 9, Ireland
"Relax the cacks, amigo. A bit of Sudocreme and that rash'll clear up in no time."
Ride
To engage in Sexual Intercourse (also 'Shag')
"Do I love ya? Sure amen't I riding ya?"
"Do I love ya? Sure amen't I riding ya?"
Ring
Anus
from The Drummer in Kildare
"But it's me borthdey, love. Can I not have a go on your ring?"
from The Drummer in Kildare
"But it's me borthdey, love. Can I not have a go on your ring?"
Ringpiece
Anus. The greatest word in the English language.
from Johnny in Navan Road
"To err is human. To use the word ringpiece, divine."
from Johnny in Navan Road
"To err is human. To use the word ringpiece, divine."
Ronnie
Thin, wispy moustache cultivated by scumbags
from Poppa Joe in Dublin
"He was about 6 foot tall, with a ronnie that looked like someone shat on his f*cking lip."
from Poppa Joe in Dublin
"He was about 6 foot tall, with a ronnie that looked like someone shat on his f*cking lip."
Root
The act of particularly jarring doggystyle sex
from Jason in Waterford
"Sorry lads, but I'd root the hole off that Carol Vorderman, there I've said it."
from Jason in Waterford
"Sorry lads, but I'd root the hole off that Carol Vorderman, there I've said it."
Rosspot
Good Looking Young Lady
from Dave Fields in North Dublin
"That chick is a f*ckin' rosspot, I'd knock the arse off her!"
from Dave Fields in North Dublin
"That chick is a f*ckin' rosspot, I'd knock the arse off her!"
Sally
A young lady of loose moral character (from Mustang Sally, because 'all she wants to do is ride')
from Sionnach in La Gar
"I left that sally from earlier with a face like a painter's radio."
from Sionnach in La Gar
"I left that sally from earlier with a face like a painter's radio."
Savage
An expression of satisfaction
from The Drummer in Kildare
"That tune you just played on the harpsichord was savage, Phillip. Now f*ck off out of it, ya f*cking bufty."
from The Drummer in Kildare
"That tune you just played on the harpsichord was savage, Phillip. Now f*ck off out of it, ya f*cking bufty."
Scaldy
Tea
from Gerro in Ahascragh (West of Ireland)
"Any chance of a cup of scaldy there young lad?"
from Gerro in Ahascragh (West of Ireland)
"Any chance of a cup of scaldy there young lad?"
Scaldy Ring
Burning Sensation around anus
from Gemma in Dublin
"Stick some f*cking toilet paper in the fridge, Paula. I've a terrible dose of scaldy ring."
from Gemma in Dublin
"Stick some f*cking toilet paper in the fridge, Paula. I've a terrible dose of scaldy ring."
Scenario
Beautiful women
from Mullo
"Come down for a pint, sure; there's feckin' scenario everywhere!"
from Mullo
"Come down for a pint, sure; there's feckin' scenario everywhere!"
Schnozzlewoppers
Cash
from Mullo
"I need to go down to B&Q and get a f*cking new tap for the missus. Have you the lend of a few schnozzlewoppers?"
from Mullo
"I need to go down to B&Q and get a f*cking new tap for the missus. Have you the lend of a few schnozzlewoppers?"
Scoops
Pints (generally of stout)
from Smashface in Monty Carlow
"Where's Byrne? It's his twist for the scoops, the tight fecker!"
from Smashface in Monty Carlow
"Where's Byrne? It's his twist for the scoops, the tight fecker!"
Screed
a very small amount
from peewee in a dictionary
"There wasn't even a screed of gee in the whole place. Lads were almost getting off with each other, sure."
from peewee in a dictionary
"There wasn't even a screed of gee in the whole place. Lads were almost getting off with each other, sure."
Scundered
Embarrassed
from Andy in Montreal, Canada
"I sh*t me pants and was scundered for a hundred."
from Andy in Montreal, Canada
"I sh*t me pants and was scundered for a hundred."
Scunders
Male briefs or boxers
from Dave and Johnny in Castleknock
"F*ck me lads, the missus got me these fancy new scunders and they're tearin' the bollix off me."
from Dave and Johnny in Castleknock
"F*ck me lads, the missus got me these fancy new scunders and they're tearin' the bollix off me."
Scuttle
To have sexual relations with a lady
from James in Co. Antrim
"You must have given that one from the chipper an awful scuttling last night. She's walking like John f*cking Wayne over there."
from James in Co. Antrim
"You must have given that one from the chipper an awful scuttling last night. She's walking like John f*cking Wayne over there."
Sh*t the Bed
Expression of surprise or disbelief
from Rory in Dublin
"Sh*t the bed, that goddess I brought home last night has been kidnapped and replaced with a f*ckin' swamp donkey."
from Rory in Dublin
"Sh*t the bed, that goddess I brought home last night has been kidnapped and replaced with a f*ckin' swamp donkey."
Sh*te
Fecal Matter
"Will you don't be listening to that fella. He's full of sh*te."
"Will you don't be listening to that fella. He's full of sh*te."
Sh*tehawk
Anyone unpleasant or untrustworthy
from Shane K in Ballymore, Westmeath
"Spar and Centra? Don't trust them shower of robbin' sh*tehawk b*stards."
from Shane K in Ballymore, Westmeath
"Spar and Centra? Don't trust them shower of robbin' sh*tehawk b*stards."
Shlunk
To leave a social engagement without telling anyone (often due to inebriation)
from Jabe
"He was up at the bar one minute and gone the next. Must have shlunked."
from Jabe
"He was up at the bar one minute and gone the next. Must have shlunked."
Simon's Trousers
A Bulbous Posterior. Big Nappy Arse.
from Fred in Tullow
"Jesus that Roisin Ingle one off the Irish Times has an awful pair of Simon's trousers on her."
from Fred in Tullow
"Jesus that Roisin Ingle one off the Irish Times has an awful pair of Simon's trousers on her."
Skagdick
Masturbating the morning after over a women you saw the night before
from Andy M in Portmarnock
"Jesus, did ya see that Glenda Gilson one on the telly last night? I pulled the skagdick off meself."
from Andy M in Portmarnock
"Jesus, did ya see that Glenda Gilson one on the telly last night? I pulled the skagdick off meself."
Skanger
A person whom should not be engaged in conversation. (also 'Knacker', 'Scobie wan', 'Scobe', 'Tinker', 'Scumbag', 'Shambo')
from Aido in Ballymun
"Jaysus, will ya look at the two skangers on that horse. F*ckin' scumbags."
from Aido in Ballymun
"Jaysus, will ya look at the two skangers on that horse. F*ckin' scumbags."
Skimbock
During intercourse when your foreskin goes too far back
from Gerro in Ahascragh (West of Ireland)
"Did ya get the bock last night? Damn right, skimbock all the way."
from Gerro in Ahascragh (West of Ireland)
"Did ya get the bock last night? Damn right, skimbock all the way."
Skimming
The act of courting the facially challenged at the end of a drunken night
from Smash-face in Carlow
"Easy with the skimming lads, trolls like those could give you a terrible dose of knob rot."
from Smash-face in Carlow
"Easy with the skimming lads, trolls like those could give you a terrible dose of knob rot."
Skint
Suffering from financial difficulties
"Jesus, I'm skint after those f*ckin' hookers last night"
"Jesus, I'm skint after those f*ckin' hookers last night"
Sky Pilot
General colourful insult
from Karl in Dublin
"On your bike, ya f*ckin' sky pilot!"
from Karl in Dublin
"On your bike, ya f*ckin' sky pilot!"
Slapper
An easy lay
from Alistair in Co. Down
"I'm sorry to tell ya lads, but I've a pair of balls on me like two c*nting coconuts. It's slappers all the way tonight."
from Alistair in Co. Down
"I'm sorry to tell ya lads, but I've a pair of balls on me like two c*nting coconuts. It's slappers all the way tonight."
Slice
Fanny
from Gooders in Waterford
"Lend you a tenner, ye gamblin' b*tch? I will in me slice"
from Gooders in Waterford
"Lend you a tenner, ye gamblin' b*tch? I will in me slice"
Smarties
Birth Control Pills
from Sam in Co. Donegal
"Yeah, he's one today. Silly cow wasn't on the Smarties."
from Sam in Co. Donegal
"Yeah, he's one today. Silly cow wasn't on the Smarties."
Smee
It's me
from Erin in not too far away
"Jaysus, smee ya f*ckin' steamboat!"
from Erin in not too far away
"Jaysus, smee ya f*ckin' steamboat!"
Snots
Cash
"Six snots to rent a DVD is it, you thieving b*stards? Yeah? Well I'll go download it so. See ya in the funny pages, dickheads!"
"Six snots to rent a DVD is it, you thieving b*stards? Yeah? Well I'll go download it so. See ya in the funny pages, dickheads!"
Spare arse
A female of loose moral fibre
from Collie in Vancouver
"Well holy God, lads. There's spare arse as far as the eye can see."
from Collie in Vancouver
"Well holy God, lads. There's spare arse as far as the eye can see."
Spide
Teenager from a lower socio-economic background (e.g. Limerick)
from meatsy in belfast
"Get away from my f*cking iPod ya shiney little thieving spide c*nt"
from meatsy in belfast
"Get away from my f*cking iPod ya shiney little thieving spide c*nt"
Stall the Ball
Wait a Moment (see also 'Hold on, for fuck's sake.')
from Baz in Waterford
"Stall the ball lads. It looks like yer one's gonna box herself off with that hurley."
from Baz in Waterford
"Stall the ball lads. It looks like yer one's gonna box herself off with that hurley."
Steamboats
Seriously Enibriated
from Andy in Montreal, Canada
"Look at yer man. He's f*ckin steamboats!"
from Andy in Montreal, Canada
"Look at yer man. He's f*ckin steamboats!"
Steep
Over Priced
from Ingo in Waterford
"Jaysus, that Barbara Streisand concert was steep as bunkers, beh. And bent as a f*cking U-nail."
from Ingo in Waterford
"Jaysus, that Barbara Streisand concert was steep as bunkers, beh. And bent as a f*cking U-nail."
Streak Of Piss
A tall, skinny person
from J in Bray
"That Ryan Tubridy is some big eared personality vacuum of an interrupting streak of piss."
from J in Bray
"That Ryan Tubridy is some big eared personality vacuum of an interrupting streak of piss."
Swiss, the
Hole (from 'Swiss Roll')
from The Nal in irish slang
"The f*cking sound out of it was some pain in the swiss, though. Noisier than a skeleton wanking on a f*cking tin roof."
from The Nal in irish slang
"The f*cking sound out of it was some pain in the swiss, though. Noisier than a skeleton wanking on a f*cking tin roof."
That's the Shot
Expression of Satisfaction
from Decco in Waterford
"A suspended sentence? That's the shot your honour."
from Decco in Waterford
"A suspended sentence? That's the shot your honour."
Thicko
Someone who is both intellectually challenged and lazy
from Carabumble in North Dublin
"He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician. The f*ckin' thicko."
from Carabumble in North Dublin
"He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician. The f*ckin' thicko."
Throw it in
To have sexual intercourse
from Jason in Waterford
"She's missing an eye? F*ck it, bring her over and I'll throw it into her"
from Jason in Waterford
"She's missing an eye? F*ck it, bring her over and I'll throw it into her"
Titmickey
Secretly touching girls with your penis at social gatherings
from Alex in Dublin
"This one caught me playing titmickey last night. Dirty cow ended up licking my balls beside a f*cking radiator."
from Alex in Dublin
"This one caught me playing titmickey last night. Dirty cow ended up licking my balls beside a f*cking radiator."
Tobler
Being by oneself (from Toblerone)
from tay in the convent
"When Neil Armstrong stepped onto the moon he finally felt as if he was completely on his tobler, then Buzz Aldrin hopped out and f*cking wrecked the buzz."
from tay in the convent
"When Neil Armstrong stepped onto the moon he finally felt as if he was completely on his tobler, then Buzz Aldrin hopped out and f*cking wrecked the buzz."
Tool
A foolish or stupid person
from DOC in Lucan
"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
from DOC in Lucan
"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Townie
A city dweller
from Susan in Waterford
"These f*cking townies coming out here with their mountain bikes and their f*cking picnics can lick my balls."
from Susan in Waterford
"These f*cking townies coming out here with their mountain bikes and their f*cking picnics can lick my balls."
Tramp
Promiscuous young lady (also 'Trollop', 'Floozie', 'Goer', 'Slapper')
"That Jodie Marsh is some tramp, if you kicked her in the hole a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her fanny."
"That Jodie Marsh is some tramp, if you kicked her in the hole a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her fanny."
Uppity
Disagreeable
"Relax the cacks, ya uppity pr*ck. I'll put it back together after lunch."
"Relax the cacks, ya uppity pr*ck. I'll put it back together after lunch."
Vinegar Strokes
The last few thrusts before a man ejaculates
"Keep it up, love! Keep it up! I'm at the f*cking vinegar strokes!"
"Keep it up, love! Keep it up! I'm at the f*cking vinegar strokes!"
Wagon
A disagreeable member of the fairer sex (e.g. Roisin Ingle from the Irish Times)
from Dave da Rave in Somewhere
"Leave 'em on ya f*ckin' wagon!"
from Dave da Rave in Somewhere
"Leave 'em on ya f*ckin' wagon!"
Weapon
Disagreeable Women
from irish phrases in your gee
"Will you stop going on about the wedding, ya bleedin' weapon? Ray f*cking Mears is on Top Gear!"
from irish phrases in your gee
"Will you stop going on about the wedding, ya bleedin' weapon? Ray f*cking Mears is on Top Gear!"
Wee Sacs
An Individual of Low Social Standing
from Sean Gaughan in Glasgow
"Awrite wee sacs, make the tea, will ye?"
from Sean Gaughan in Glasgow
"Awrite wee sacs, make the tea, will ye?"
Willy Wonka
Condition Resulting from Overuse of One's Penis
from Darragh in Louth
"I appear to have a rather serious case of Willy Wonka after that one last night"
from Darragh in Louth
"I appear to have a rather serious case of Willy Wonka after that one last night"
Windy
Weak Looking and Possibly Gay
"Shut up, ye windy f*ck."
"Shut up, ye windy f*ck."
Wopper
Of Excellent Quality
from Damo in Dublin nth
"As I live an breathe, that girl had some wopper box."
from Damo in Dublin nth
"As I live an breathe, that girl had some wopper box."
Wreck
Person of reduced aesthetic appearance
from Susan in Waterford
"She's a wreck alright. Got a face on her like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle"
from Susan in Waterford
"She's a wreck alright. Got a face on her like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle"
Wrote Off
Very Enebriated
from Lisa in Derry
"I'm so getting wrote off the map tonight lads, it's not even funny."
from Lisa in Derry
"I'm so getting wrote off the map tonight lads, it's not even funny."
Young wan
A Young Lady
from Andrew in Wicklow
"Jaysus, that young wan has an arse like two ferrets fighting in a bag."
from Andrew in Wicklow
"Jaysus, that young wan has an arse like two ferrets fighting in a bag."
